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Wednesday, December 31, 2008
New Year, New Direction
So we meet again. One final time before the year comes to a close. Hopefully, you've been way too busy with your own holiday festivities to notice that I only just now posted recipes for all the promised goodies. Time got away from me. Deadlines proved to be a little more daunting and unreachable, and Christmas itself was a bit more difficult to deal with than I had originally anticipated. Surely you understand. Surely these candy treats will prove to be worthy of Valentine giving when the time rolls around and commercial chocolates abound. Surely?
I'm also sort of hoping that you are full to the brim, and can't bear to cook another dish, more less eat one for at least a week because, a las, I have no recipe for you today, nor is there a Foodie Find.
What I do have for you though is a glimpse of the future, well, at least the future around here. Things to come, things in the works, things already in place, things you will notice begin to take shape come January 1. Below you will find a brief run down:
1.) A Printer-Friendly Recipe Index is being added, should you want to cook what we discuss here, minus all my blabber.
2.) A new weekly feature: Ingredient Spotlight is slated to post on Tuesdays. These will feature a given ingredient, such as curry powder or celeriac for example, and we will explore all the glory of said item and perhaps share a recipe or two to put it to use.
3.) Comments have been enabled. You are still welcome to email me your thoughts, suggestions, and comments directly, but you will now have the option to post them directly onto the site.
4.) A link to my Flickr photostream will be added so you can check out my new year of experiences and may even be inspired to have some adventures of your own.
5.) A link to my Etsy store will be added so you can help me pay my rent, and have cute kitchen decor. I see it as a win/win situation.
6.) A Cheftionary is being added for quick referencing unfamiliar cooking terms, kitchen equipment, and ingredients.
7.) An About the Author section is being added so you can keep up with whom, what, and where I am involved with, how, and when.
As usual, we will continue our weekly discussions on the featured recipes and Foodie Finds, and you are always welcome to shop in the Le Cordon Vert Amazon Store (new items are added all the time).
Thank you again for supporting this site, for all your emails and comments, and for sharing the days of this past year with me. I look forward to all the forthcoming changes and upgrades, as well as spending the next year with you.
May our new year be filled with tasty dishes, beautiful experiences, and exciting adventures.
cheers,
~c
Monday, December 29, 2008
Dark Chocolate Candy Cane Fudge
3 cups vegan-processed granulated sugar
1 stick unsalted butter
2/3 cup evaporated milk
8oz. Ghirardelli Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips
4oz. Ghirardelli Mint Bliss Chocolate Squares, coarsely chopped
1 jar (7oz) marshmallow cream
1 tsp. vanilla
3/4 cup crushed peppermint candies (starlight mints were used in testing)
pinch of salt
Combine sugar, butter and salt in a heavy-bottomed, medium-size saucepan (2 or 3 quart). Bring to a rolling boil, stirring constantly. Continue boiling for 5 minutes over medium heat, stirring constantly to prevent scorching. Remove from heat. Stir in chocolate chips and chopped chocolate until melted. Add marshmallow cream and vanilla. Beat until well blended. Fold in crushed peppermint candies. Pour into a parchment-lined 13x9 inch pan. Allow to cool at room temperature. Cut into 1-inch squares. Store in an airtight container.
Makes 3lbs. of candy
Cafe Mocha Fudge
3 cups vegan-processed granulated sugar
1 stick unsalted butter
2/3 cup evaporated milk
1 pkg. Ghirardelli Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips
1 jar (7oz) marshmallow cream
1 tsp. vanilla
1oz. prepared, chilled espresso (or 1 Jazzy Bird frozen espresso shot, thawed)
pinch of salt
Combine sugar, butter, espresso, and salt in a heavy-bottomed, medium-size saucepan (2 or 3 quart). Bring to a rolling boil, stirring constantly. Continue boiling for 5 minutes over medium heat, stirring constantly to prevent scorching. Remove from heat.Stir in chocolate chips until melted. Add marshmallow cream and vanilla. Beat until well blended. Pour into a parchment-lined 13x9 inch pan. Allow to cool at room temperature. Cut into 1-inch squares. Store in an airtight container.Makes 3lbs. of candy
White Chccolate Macadamia Nut Fudge
3 cups vegan-processed granulated sugar
1 stick unsalted butter
2/3 cup evaporated milk
1 pkg. Ghirardelli White Chocolate Chips
1 jar (7oz) marshmallow cream
1/2 tsp. vanilla extract
1/2 tsp. almond extract
pinch of salt
Combine sugar, butter and salt in a heavy-bottomed, medium-size saucepan (2 or 3 quart). Bring to a rolling boil, stirring constantly. Continue boiling for 5 minutes over medium heat, stirring constantly to prevent scorching. Remove from heat.Stir in chocolate chips until melted. Add marshmallow cream,vanilla, and almond extract. Beat until well blended. Fold in macadamia nuts. Pour into a parchment-lined 13x9 inch pan. Allow to cool at room temperature. Cut into 1-inch squares. Store in an airtight container.Makes 3lbs. of candy
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Place holder
White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Fudge
Cafe Mocha Fudge
Butter Cookies
Spicy Molasses Crinkles
Chocolate Dipped Apricot Surprises
Lucy's Reindeer Patties
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Foodie Find of the Week: Ball Seriously Dropped
I know you came here today looking for a Foodie Find, but the truth of the matter is: I don't have one for you. I've been so busy with all this holiday baking that I simply have not had the time to test, retest, and recommend anything for you this week. I am ashamed.
Will you take a peace offering instead, to the tune of chocolate and a link to the best meat-alternative product around??
Yes? I was so hoping you'd say that. Great...then on we go!
Here is the link and you will find the recipe for Fantasy Fudge below.
By the way, I have tried the meatballs, the ground crumbles, the roast turkey, the breaded chicken patties, and the naked chicken tenders and none have been disappointing. The best part is, they are soy-free, so there's no weird aftertaste or texture. I know you'll love them. So far, the only place I've been able to find Quorn is at Whole Foods, but if you see it somewhere else, let me know.
thanks!
happy holly-days, and keep checking in for tasty baked good recipes :)
~c
Fantasy Fudge
Enjoy :-)
Of course I made a couple tweaks, you know me.
Fantasy Fudge:
3 cups vegan-processed granulated sugar
3/4 cup unsalted butter
2/3 cup evaporated milk
1 pkg. Ghirardelli Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips
1 jar (7oz) marshmallow cream
1 tsp. vanilla
pinch of salt
Combine sugar, butter and salt in a heavy-bottomed, medium-size saucepan (2 or 3 quart). Bring to a rolling boil, stirring constantly. Continue boiling for 5 minutes over medium heat, stirring constantly to prevent scorching. Remove from heat.
Stir in chocolate chips until melted. Add marshmallow cream and vanilla. Beat until well blended. Pour into a parchment-lined 13x9 inch pan.
Allow to cool at room temperature. Cut into 1-inch squares. Store in an airtight container.
Makes 3lbs. of candy
Monday, December 15, 2008
The Point of it All
My first official offering to you this holiday season is a reflection of my favorite holiday tradition. It’s sort of like a hippy-dippy granola orb, only the oats have been left out, and it’s been soaked in Southern Comfort, dredged in powdered sugar and enrobed in dark chocolate. It’s kind of fruit-cakey and a touch spicy. The hard dark chocolate shell, once broken, gives way to a cornucopia of dried fruits and nuts, bright citrus notes from the candied orange peel we made just days ago, and the tingle of Southern Comfort and warm spices. Truth be told, this is not a candy for children. Some would even say it is an acquired taste—(I know, the scarlet letter of all things culinary). For me though, its just not Christmas without a midnight mass and some alcohol-laced chocolates. With that said and without further adieu, let's get to the point of it all: the recipe for the Reveillon Truffles.
Happy holly-days
~c
Reveillon Truffles
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Candied Orange Peel
9 clementines or other small oranges
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Fall In Line
The all-knowing, fail-proof wisdom of the universal clock has also bestowed upon me the duty of organizing the office Holiday Treat Swap. It’s of little consequence that this event has never before taken place, that this is its inaugural run, and also that I was drafted into it because “I’m crafty” and also happen to possess the “list-maker OCD gene” required to manage such a task. Never mind any of that. What’s important is just as I was tapping my fingers on the desk, scrambling for an idea for this week’s recipe post, viola! The idea dropped into my lap like a big, sloppy, wet, Louisiana snowball. It’s no secret that the holidays seem less appealing to me this year, sans mom, or that I was fully prepared to just skip it altogether, but... well, now I’m obligated to fall in line with everyone else and don the gay apparel, sip the eggnog, hang the stockings, and well, be merry. It’s just as well. I wouldn’t have made a proper Grinch; that shade of green never looked nice on me, and I doubt my pug could pull a sleigh's worth of anything, unless of course there were cookies dangling in front of her.
As organizer of the aforementioned swap, I feel obligated to contribute more than my share of the holiday goodies, and as a result copious amounts of organic powdered sugar and unbleached pastry flour will be flying around here for a good while. We will most likely be knee-deep in softened butter and cream cheese, perhaps even melted chocolate. But can you imagine a more glorious way to fight the disgusting, wet, freezing temperatures, or the sleet the news will no doubt be passing off as snow to get ratings, than wading in warm chocolate or diving into a box of warm spice cookies fresh from the oven? No, I didn’t think so. And so, it is with great holiday cheer and Iron Chef-like authority that I say unto you: let the holiday baking begin! Or at least it is with sincere obligation and hope that the Christmas Blues be washed away that I say unto you: fall in line and join in the Festivus with the rest of us.
Monday, December 8, 2008
Foodie Find of the Week: Lavender Fields Forever
Cheers,
~C
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Today's Menu
You will also find the recipe for the winter salad (aka salade d'hiver) mentioned in last week’s Foodie Find. I will admit, there’s quite a bit of labor involved with shaving the root vegetables, but if you have a mandoline—something I am in desperate need of, you should be able to knock it out relatively quickly. I used a vegetable peeler, and it took an obscene amount of time, a chair and a glass of wine. I should caution you, at this point you’re probably thinking, well…I have a box grater, I can just use that. Which is logical, even plausible, but not practical. I thought the same thing, and it turned out horribly—producing nothing but pulp and juice from all exposed to it, no matter the blade attempted. The root shaving is the most laborious part of this composed salad, but don’t let it deter you—it’s well worth all the effort.
Snofrisk is a goat’s milk cream-style cheese. It’s spreadable and mildly flavored. If you don’t dig on goat’s milk or goat cheese (shame!) I suppose it would work with regular whipped cream cheese, but don’t quote me on that because I haven’t tried it and well, regular cream cheese has its own flavor profile and you will lose the tartness.
Celery root, which is actually not the root from celery as one would think, is crunchy and firm in texture, and has a mild celery flavor. It is sometimes sold under the name celeriac. If you have trouble finding it, you can try substituting a parsnip or two, peeled of course. The beets add a beautiful bright magenta color (don't forget to wear gloves lest you end up with magenta hands!) and some earthy sweetness, while the radish lends a little peppery kick. The root chips are dressed in what shall from this day forth be known as Maison Vinaigrette, or simply put: my house vinaigrette.
The crowning jewel of the salad is the crispy goat cheese disc that is perched atop the bitter, brightly dressed greens and the sweet root mélange. I used a combination of ground pecans and Panko crumbs for the coating, which produced a light, crispy crust, with just a hint of nuttiness. It complements the citrus-shallot infused oozey cheese in the center very well. All in all it was the perfect dinner salad.
I had every intention of serving this with some Grilled Truffle Toast, but I ran out of steam and interest with all the root shaving sans mandoline. If you have time, it’s quite simple to prepare…slice some baguette, slather on some Black Truffle Butter, and toast on both sides in a hot grill pan or place under the broiler for a few minutes. It should take this meal over the top.
I had all of this to celebrate the coming of the first Beaujolais Nouveau , an event I look forward to all year, and coincidentally marks the official coming of Fall for me--weather or no weather. If you haven’t had any yet, you are missing out. It’s a light and fruity red wine that is one of those “here today, gone tomorrow” seasonal things that you need to jump on while it’s hot. One of my favorite wines, seasonal, and yes it gets even better…the vineyards are going green this year with the bottles—plastic, since the Beau is meant to be consumed during the season and not put up in a cellar. So what are you waiting for? Go get some and increase your blood alcohol levels, while decreasing your carbon footprint! Oh, and try these recipes!
enjoy
~c
Maison Vinaigrette
¼ cup white balsamic vinegar
¼ cup extra-virgin olive oil
1 tablespoon Satsuma juice
1 tablespoon grated shallot
1 tablespoon Dijon mustard
Louisiana Hot Sauce ™ to taste
Kosher salt and fresh ground black pepper to taste
Combine all ingredients in a lidded jar and shake to combine. The vinaigrette can also be prepared in a medium-size mixing bowl using a whisk to combine. Refrigerate until ready to use.
Makes about ½ cup
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Salade d'hiver
salade d’hiver
2 green apples, peeled and shaved
1/2 of a celery root, peeled and shaved
1-2 large beets, peeled and shaved
8 radishes, shaved
2 cups rocket (arugula)
2 cups watercress
2 tablespoons olive oil
1/3 cup coarsely chopped pecans
2 tbsp butter
2 tbsp brown sugar
½ teaspoon cinnamon
½ teaspoon cayenne pepper
Louisiana Hot Sauce ™ to taste
8 ounces goatmilk cream cheese, preferably Snofrisk™
2 shallots, peeled and diced
Zest from 2 clementines, satsumas or small oranges
¼ cup all-purpose flour
1 egg, lightly beaten
1/3 cup panko crumbs
¼ cup ground pecans
½ cup prepared Maison Vinaigrette (see recipe index)
In a medium mixing bowl, toss beets, apple, and celery root with vinaigrette. Set aside.
Melt ½ the butter in a small saucepan over medium heat. Add brown sugar, cinnamon, cayenne and a few drops of hot sauce. Allow the sugar/butter mixture to melt. When it starts to bubble, add pecans and toss to coat evenly. Cook over medium heat for approximately 1 minute. Remove from pan and allow to cool on a cookie sheet lined with foil or parchment paper.
Break up goat cheese and incorporate the diced shallots and zest into the goat cheese. Season to taste with fresh pepper. Form goat cheese mixture into 8 small equal-sized patties.
In a small bowl or shallow pan, combine the panko and ground pecans. Coat goat cheese discs with flour, then dip them into lightly beaten egg, and then dip them into panko bread crumbs until coated completely.
Add olive oil to a large sauté pan and heat over medium heat until almost smoking. Add the goat cheese discs and cook for two minutes on each side or until golden brown and crispy on the surface.
To assemble salad: In a large mixing bowl, dress the greens with vinaigrette. Arrange salad components in the following order distributing evenly among 4 chilled plates: dressed greens, chilled beet mixture, 2 warm cheese disc, toasted pecans. Serve immediately and enjoy.
Serves 4.
Nocello Crema
1/4 cup Creole cream cheese, stirred to combine cream and curds
Foodie Find of the Week: Nocello
What I have for you this week, is another "find" I've been sitting on for awhile. I know...I know...I'm selfish and I seem to be keeping the best things for myself...lol
At any rate here it is:
Nocello. I'm sure everyone has heard of Nutella, the deliciously decadent chocolate hazelnut spread sent to us by way of our Canadian neighbors. But have you had the Italian "Real-Deal-Holyfield" version? It is on another level of deliciousness. It has a creamier texture and the hazelnut flavor is more pronounced. It's also imported from Europe and has a nice label which are two irrelevant qualities I tend to like in processed foods. Think of it as Nutella's more sophisticated Italian cousin who has flown in for the holidays to brighten your spirits and spread its chocolately-hazelnut cheer all around.
Enjoy,
~c
Monday, December 1, 2008
Run, Fast.
That's how I've been feeling for the last few days...possibly because I dove off the deep end of the dairy pool when I decided to add the moo juice back to my diet, instead of easing back into the shallow end one toe at a time, inch by inch until I slowly became accustomed to my new unfamiliar surroundings. Possibly also because Thanksgiving just reared it's gluttonist head and even though I said I was skipping it, as I was not particulary in the mood to celebrate "my first official holiday without my mother" as so many people thoughtfully pointed out, I proceeded to make a ridiculously large meal. I know...it was out of concern, and I don't fault them, really I don't. It's just like when you cut yourself, and don't realize you're bleeding or that you've even cut yourself, and then someone points it out and suddenly it's the worst pain you've ever felt, you think you may need medical attention, and possibly some ice cream to ease the trauma. You don't realize you're hurt, and then some one points it out and suddenly you feel like you could possibly be crippled. That's how it was. But I digress...the moral of this poorly pointed story is simply this: my diet lately has been piss poor and heavy on the dairy. Making up for lost time, lost cheese, lost butter...a lost mother. Call it what you will. A remedy is on the way.
I hate to do this to you right before another stab at the holidays, but I feel it is necessary. Cue the dramatic, ominious music....dum, dum, dum. A Raw Food Cleanse. I don't anticipate this lasting for all that long, maybe just two or three days tops. But be aware, the foodie find this week may very well be some off-the-wall juice blend or supplement such as aloe juice, or something equally unappealing to the hedonistic palate you're accustomed to. The recipe may very well be some sort of fruit salad or raw vegetable compliation. I do not anticipate getting so far into this as to start looking for actual "raw food" recipes because I don't particulary enjoy that type of thing. Zucchini masked as spaghetti covered with a raw tomato marinara sauce...cashew cheese and dehydrated carrot and walnutmeal crackers.....cold fruit soups....none of that stuff appeals to me. I will presumably be sticking to salads, crudites, fruit smoothies, juice blends...that type of stuff. You know the sort of food that says "I'm fasting/cleansing/redeeming myself for bad behavior", not the sort of stuff that says "this is my lifestyle...I've adapted to pretending vegetables are pasta and dehydrated bark is flatbread"
My apologies in advance. If you want to skip this week, I will more than understand. I'd actually like to skip this week myself.
until next time,
~c
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Foodie Find of the Week: Jazzy Bird
I opened my last box of these little guys today, and felt compelled to share. Normally I'm a coffee and chicory kinda girl, assuming I'm making coffee at home and not spending retarded amounts of money for it in the streets ( which happens quite frequently, the latter I mean). I spotted these at a food show some many months back and had half a case of sample product bestowed upon me a few months later. What is it, you ask? Well here's the big reveal: Jazzy Bird Frozen Espresso Shots.
I know what you are probably thinking: frozen espresso?? how good can that be? Hardly a foodie find. Indeed, you'd be wrong. I thought the very same thing. But the correct thought would be this: frozen espresso shots? genius! Perfect for say Dark Chocolate Espresso Brownies or Affagado--when your goal is something much greater than a beverage, and you have no interest in firing up, or more importantly, cleaning an espresso machine to make it yourself. This is for those days...you just pop it out of its little container, zap it in the microwave for 2 minutes, and viola! It's done. You're done, and the only thing to wash is the measuring cup you warmed it in. Ahh yes...genius.
By the by, they are also great as part of a Cappuccino or Cafe Americano, or any other fancy-pants coffee drink you want to whip up in your kitchen. They are only available by the case unless you live in, or around, the New Orleans metro area, which could be considered a minus, but just think of all the espresso-laden concoctions you can make with a whole case...and in all honesty, I tore through my half a case in record time.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Foodie Find of the Week: Snofrisk
I was a little skeptical right off, as I usually am of products I wish existed and then magically land in my little fingers moments later. However, upon tasting the Snofrisk, all my skepticism was erased. It's creamy, mild, spreadable, and maintains the tartness of a good chevre. Perfection. It's sort of the Laughing Cow of Goat Cheese I guess...it even comes in a triangular container, larger of course than a wedge of Laughing Cow, but still...there's a resemblance. Come to think of it, it sort of resembles the flavor as well...only tinged with goat cheese and with the texture of really good cream cheese...or Creole Cream Cheese, yes, yes...that's it...creole cream cheese, only slightly thicker, and made from goat's milk. Super Score.
Go get some, you'll need two containers for the forthcoming Winter Salad recipe.
I guarantee you won't regret it.
Happy Thanksgiving!
~c
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Simply Delicious (v)--Roasted Fingerling Nuggets
I know...potatoes. How boring. How simple. How non-hedonistic.
Well, I'm sorry. I had intended on regailing you with tales of a delicious feast composed of the best vegetarian meat loaf you'd ever had, stewed kale with cipollini onions, roasted fingerling nuggets, a mixed herb salad with my house vinaigrette (even though I am still apprehensive about giving up my "secret" recipe) and a caramel apple tart finished with fleur de sel. However, the meatloaf was mushy, although it could be due to the fact that I pan-fried it instead of baking it because I was short on time. It was also a little too salty for my taste. The stewed kale with cipollini onions was decent, but lacking something still undetermined. Possibly tomatoes? We shall see. As for the mixed herb salad, it was pretty generic as far as salads go, and I think I need to add the herbs a little more aggressively--it turned out to be only slightly more herbaceous than say...grass. The vinaigrette is still under wraps, I'm having issues with letting it go. The apple tart had more of a run-of-the-mill apple pie taste and was sort of "fast-foody" texture-wise, rather than the sticky caramel apple wrapped in buttery pastry I had imagined. It was also, by the way, a complete waste of fleur de sel. Back to the drawing board I suppose. Hopefully, when we revisit them post-makeover they will be shiny new versions of their former selves ready to take on the world, and your palate. Until then, I have this to offer you, perfectly roasted, little golden brown nuggets of French Fingerling goodness. It's not rocket science, and it hardly requires a recipe, but sometimes people (like me) need to be reminded that some of the best food requires only a handful of (quality)ingredients and minimal preparation.
Roasted Fingerling Potato Nuggets
:
10-12 fingerling potatoes, scrubbed, dried, and sliced into 1" rounds
1 tablespoon extra virgin olive oil
kosher salt and fresh ground black pepper to taste
Preheat your oven to 400F. Combine all ingredients in a large bowl and toss to evenly coat all potato nuggets. Arrange potatoes cut side down in a single layer on a large cookie sheet or jelly roll pan. Bake in preheated oven for about 30 minutes or until golden brown, stirring potatoes halfway through the cooking time.
Serves about 8, generously; 10-12 reasonably.
Just a thought: you could scoop the flesh out of each nugget somewhat after baking and mix it in a bowl with some sour cream, a little chives, salt, pepper, maybe some cheese (vegan or regular), possibly some bac-uns...and then pipe it back into the shells for a hors d'oeuvre type snack. Just a thought though, I haven't tried it. If you do, let me know how it turns out.
happy eating,
~c
Friday, November 14, 2008
Confessions of Vegan Chef: Mac and Cheese (v)
It was late yesterday evening and I was searching for something [already] cold to drink (I can’t be bothered to make ice or fill the ice trays—a quality you would think would prompt me to get an ice maker, but the twenty five dollars extra seemed extravagant, which is funny in and of itself because I had just paid about 12 dollars for some salt, go figure..anyways…). In the midst of my search for refreshment and instant gratification, I happened upon a white Corning Ware casserole dish, the contents of which I only vaguely remembered until I peered inside. It was the vegan mac and cheese I had made, or correction...attempted to make, a few weeks prior. That’s right, a few weeks prior—yet another thing I can’t be bothered to do…clean out the refrigerator with consistency. ( Perhaps I should hire a maid and then she can clean out the refrigerator erasing my culinary mishaps, forgotten produce, and poorly chosen micro-brews and keep me in the way of ice and clean dishes…)
So..it was supposed to be a thing of beauty—the mac and cheese I mean, and it was on track to be such, until the mishap. Ahh… the mishap. I think we should start at the beginning of the macaroni mess for you to fully appreciate the pricelessness of the outcome. One dreary, cold day a few weeks back I was convinced Fall was upon me and I decided to make macaroni and cheese to celebrate--not just any mac and cheese though, my favorite mac and cheese. The kind of mac and cheese that starts out with a dreamy bechamel sauce and ends up in a casserole dish full of cheesey-bubbly goodness topped with crunchy herbaceous breadcrumbs. There was just one problem…the recipe was for traditionally made mac and I was unconventionally vegan at the time. What’s a girl to do? Well…this girl decided to veganize the recipe.
It started out with a trip to Whole Foods which ended in a $45 tab (this is just an estimate because all of my “I’m just running in for a couple things” ventures into Whole Foods seem to cost upwards of $45). I cleaned out the vegan dairy department taking with me: 2 types of block cheese, plain unsweetened soymilk, plain soy cream, tofutti sour cream, and Earth Balance Buttery Sticks, not missing a pass at the bakery for some artisan pasta and fresh bread crumbs. On second thought it was probably more than $45 dollars… So, ingredients in tow I set off for my kitchen and prepared to build the ultimate vegan mac.
I started with the béchamel sauce…cooking the flour with the margarine, whisking in the milk until it was all incorporated and creamy. Then I added the "cheese", which by the way had to be grated. By hand. On a box grater. [ I’m not sure how many of you have actually attempted to grate vegan cheese on a box grater before, but the texture is all wrong for such an activity and requires a lot of patience (something I am not known for) and attention (another thing I’m not exactly known for). It took roughly a half hour, the grating I mean.] So in goes the cheese, a small amount at time, whisking furiously to incorporate it into the sauce. Vegan cheese is not known for its melting qualities and attempting to do so is on par with trying to dissolve honey in a glass of ice water, but somehow I managed to coax a block of vegan cheddar and a block of vegan jack cheese into the hot molten lava that was below me. It was very much an intenstive labor of love and desperation. You see up until that point every vegan mac I had had, tasted as such—blatantly vegan, barely passable for cheese, not at all creamy and luxurious, reeking of nutritional yeast and carrying the unpleasant fluorescent yellow hue of turmeric added too hastily and in too large a quantity. I was at the end of my rope.
Back the story..after I convinced the cheese to make friends with lava, I added a little Tofutti sour cream (for body and sharpness) along with some seasonings---a little salt, a dash of mustard powder, and fresh cracked black pepper. After about 30 minutes of vigorous sauce making, a few second-degree wrist burns from over-zealous lava bubbles, and stirring so much I could skip my upper body work-out and not feel guily, I tasted. It was surprisingly good. "Wow, this is good!" I exclaimed with glee even though I was alone in the kitchen and the only one there to possibly hear me was a basil plant I forget to water on a regular basis, which I'm sure ignored me, as I do it, just out of spite. At any rate I had created the near impossible and improbably--a cheese sauce completely passable for the real thing. Thick, creamy, sharp and no trace of nutritional yeast or the strange yellow cast of tumeric. It was just the white cheese sauce I was after. Success! Sweet success! I was so excited. So excited in fact, that I dumped the whole pot of sauce into the pasta pot which I had set to boil at the midpoint in my sauce making—before draining the pasta. Before. Draining. The. Pasta!
When I do it. I really do it big. Well over thirty painstaking minutes erecting the perfect vegan cheese sauce to destroy it with a pasta pot full of water! And it was perfect. It could probably do on its own as a fondue with some bread. It was that good, and that’s saying a lot coming from me because I don’t take cheese lightly. I normally just forgo the vegan cheese altogether because of the ultimate disappointment and insult it poses to real cheese. Nevertheless I carried on with the recipe, hoping all was not lost. I piled it into the casserole dish I had rubbed with garlic and margarine, topped it the entire mess with the fresh artisanly-made breadcrumbs, dotting the top with some leftover Maitre d’hotel butter I had from an earlier meal and set it in the oven to bake, wishing and hoping it would recompose itself as the dish it was meant to be. Long story long, it did not. We ate it anyway because at that point I had invested well over $50 dollars into the project and I’d say a good hour and half of time, energy and effort and I was damned if it was going in the garbage. Truth be told, the end result wasn’t half bad and was still edible for the most part. It just wasn’t the glorious masterpiece I had composed or envisioned. So the recipe for the intended end product follows. My vegan readers will be pleased I think…three days into my conversion and given the opportunity to post a mac and cheese recipe, it ends up being a tasty vegan one :-) All hope isn’t lost on me yet! Lol
A word of caution though: don’t get so excited with the sauce that you dump it right into the pasta water. It’s heartbreaking, still edible, but heartbreaking. :-)
Vegan Mac and Cheese:
kosher salt and olive oil for pasta water
2 tablespoons Kosher salt
1lb elbow macaroni
1 quart plain unsweetened soymilk
8 tablespoons vegan margarine, such as Earth Balance Buttery Sticks
1/2 cup flour
1 block vegan cheddar style cheese, grated
1 block vegan Monterey Jack style cheese, grated
1/2 teaspoon black pepper
1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon dry mustard powder
1/2 cup soy sour cream, such as Tofutti Better than Sour Cream
a few cloves of garlic, cut in half
1 1/2 cups fresh white bread crumbs
3 tbsp. Maitre d'hotel butter (see recipe index), melted
Preheat oven to 375F . Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil for macaroni. Add macaroni and a small amount of olive oil and proceed to cook pasta according to package instructions. Drain well, do not rinse.
Meanwhile, heat the soymilk in a small saucepan over medium-low heat; do not allow it to boil. Melt 6 tablespoons of vegan margarine in another large saucepan. Add the flour to the melted margarine and whisk to incorporate. Whisk warm milk into flour-margarine mixture and cook for about 5 minutes, whisking continuously, until thickened and smooth. Reduce heat to very low and whisk cheeses in a small amount at a time, making sure each addition is completely incorporated before adding the next. Season with 2 tablespoons of salt (or to taste), pepper, nutmeg and mustard powder, whisking to completely incorporate. Fold in sour cream. Add drained macaroni and stir well. Rub a 3-quart casserole dish with cut garlic and remaining 2 tablespoons margarine. Pour macaroni in casserole dish. Combine melted Maitre d'hotel butter with breadcrumbs, and sprinkle them evenly over the top. Bake in preheated oven for 30-35 minutes, or until the sauce is bubbly and the crumbs are browned.
Serves about 8.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
The Easiest Pear Tart in the World (v)
Want a homemade dessert with very little effort? Well, if you've got a pear or two, a box of puff pastry, some brown sugar, and a little salt laying around... your wish is granted. This has to be the easiest recipe around, but it doesn't compromise on flavor. Flaky, buttery layers of puff pastry, soft oven-roasted pears, and an ever so slightly salted caramel-y brown sugar topping will leave you fully satisfied, and with enough energy to run it off once your done, if you're into that kind of thing. I prefer a side of vanilla ice cream these days, but if I've said it once I've said it a thousand times, do what suits you. These tarts are also great the next morning as sort of an upscale pop-tart with some Cafe Americano, if you have a couple left over like me.
Capellini #9 with Roasted Garlic, Cream and Parmigiano-Reggiano
Just a note before you start: given that there are exactly 6 ingredients ingredients in this dish--counting salt and pepper, you should seek out the very best of each ingredient. You know the rule, the fewer the ingredients you use, the better the quality of the ingredients you should use. I actually subscribe to the school of "always use quality ingredients" as your dishes will be that much better--sometimes though the effects of Bush economics don't allow us to do that. Save this one for when budget allows for the very best.
The Ten Commandments, plus one
The Ten Commandments:
1.) Thou shalt not purchase or produce any new item of clothing, shoes, or jewelry made from animal products (to include but not limited to wool, silk, pearls, fur, cashmere).
2.) Thou shalt only use vegan sugar. Bone-char filtered regular sugar is nasty.
3.) Thou shalt only by cruelty-free cosmetics and household cleaners.
4.) Thou shalt never consume animal flesh, with the exception shrimp to be consumed only in New Orleans proper. Preferably in the French Quarter only. This is to include, but is not limited to: chicken, pork, beef, lamb, shellfish, fish, and squid.
5.) Thou shalt only purchase organic, hormone-free dairy products, and use a soy option when it suits.
6.) Thou shalt only purchase organic, hormone-free, cage-free/free-range eggs and use another alternative when it suits.
7.) Thou shalt only purchase extremely high quality cheeses.
8.) Thou shalt only purchase micro-brewed beers to avoid isinglass.
9.) Thou shalt commit to eating at least 3 vegan meals a week.
10.) Thou shalt avoid processed foods, artificial sweeteners, and any other unnatural ingredients at all costs.
And a bonus: Thou shalt revise this list whenever it becomes outdated or too limiting.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Welcome Home
So on to the point...I decided in the throws of my re-emergence, re-inventation, re-alization if you will, that I do not particularly enjoy being a vegan...sure it has valid points, dairy is no good for you and it supports the hamburger industry, chickens are held up in pens and who wants to eat the ovarian discards of an animal that eats its own poop? Well...since you asked, I do. I also have an addiction to high quality cheese, real butter, and heavy cream. I'm of French-Italian descent, and I hail from a city known for its food--New Orleans--for crying out loud. I am hard-wired to lust after velvety cream sauces and pungent cheeses and breathe in the caramel-y scent of real butter browning in cast-iron pan as if it were Chanel No. 5, and wonder (seriously) if I could dab it on my wrists and neck and wear it as such. I gave veganism a whole-hearted effort...I tried all the soy cheeses on the market. I switched to coconut milk ice cream (it's the creamiest non-dairy substitute on the market). I've even gotten use to the taste of soy margarine, tofutti sour cream and cream cheese, and Veganaise. It all has its place in the diet I suppose. None of it, with the exception of some of the lesser quality vegan cheeses, are completely disgusting, and I think I might actually prefer the coconut milk ice cream to the original cow milk version...I think. But as much as I would love to sit here and try to convince you otherwise, as I have tried to to convince myself for the past year, you cannot truly replicate the taste of authentic dairy products. I think it is better to say after a year you will forget what real dairy tastes like and be able to fool yourself that you have the real thing. Truth be told-under no circumstances will vegan margarine produce an aroma with which you wish (say that 3 times fast!) to use as perfume, and the moment that original scent hits your sensory glands, you will instantly remember the original sin, at least that's my story. I am sure there are folks out there more committed to the cause than I, and that is fine, actually it's great...it's just not right for me, at least not in my everyday diet. When a choice you make or made begins to feel like a self-induced punishment, it's time to take action to relieve yourself of the burden. I haven't yet dove into a pint of Ben & Jerry's Mint Chocolate Chunk to officially baptize myself as a full-fledged run-of-the-mill vegetarian and futher denounce my old vegan religion, but I think the meal that follows puts me on the cusp.
My affinity for dairy products mainly lies within the savory realm... most recently in the form of Capellini #9 with Roasted Garlic and Cream, adorned with freshly shaven Parm. The next time I do this, the capellini will most likely be replaced with Linguine Fini (a very thin, artisinal version of linguine) because well, I don't really enjoy capellini, or angel hair, or angel nests--or whatever you choose to call it. The roasted garlic cream sauce, however, that's the keeper. It's creamy and comforting with little bits of toasty sweet garlic and a hint of sharpness and salt from the Parm--the perfect balance of all things delicious, and perhaps one of the simplest sauces you can make aside from literally tossing the pasta in some olive oil and adding some crushed red pepper flakes (which is also tasty and vegan by the way). It literally takes 3 ingredients, give or take some salt and pepper, and less time to prepare than the pasta will to boil! Basically, you heat the cream over low heat, add the cheese, whisk until its melted and combined, then stir in the roasted garlic, which you've mashed beyond all recognition into a thick paste, season with salt and pepper and your sauce is done. At this point you can either spoon the sauce over or toss with your pasta, sprinkle the whole thing with some extra shavings of cheese and Finito! Dinner is served. I had this the night of my reawakening with a simple oak leaf salad dressed with my "house" vinaigrette and the easiest Pear Tart you will ever see. Call it my "welcome home" meal.
So with all that said, you're probably wondering what that means for you and this blog. Well, I can't imagine eating heavy cream, butter, and cheese everyday and maintaining any resemblance to a girlish figure, what with me in my thirties (!) now and being perched on top of the hill looking down the barrel of middle age, nor can I imagine having the energy to do all of the things on my "bucket list" should I gorge myself on such things, so for the most part, my new found freedom should have little to no effect on you. I will mark the vegan recipes with a (v), and if I use offensive ingredients I'll give you a vegan alternative, if one is available. For the most part, life around here will be more or less the same.
There will be no vegan alternatives for the pasta dish, out of respect for my new religion--freedom of choice and happiness. Viva la dairy! :) The Pear Tart, incindentally, is vegan...just out of habit, assuming you get a vegan puff pastry dough--Pepperidge Farm (to my knowledge at the moment) is vegan compliant and tasty. It's also the one I used for testing purposes.